Here I am, standing on the Bridge over the River Kwai shortly before leaving to play with Man Eating Beasts. I am trying not to think about this. BTW, all of Thailand would like you to know that "Kwai" is actually pronounced "gway" ... i.e. rhymes with "away." Stay. Play. Playing with man eating beasts. Gay. Fey. Slay. The tigers wanted to Slay the Fey Gay after she tried to Play with them. Stay away!